Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was
getting bored with the first grade.
Lisa: You're younger than me too?
[look worried, starts breathing into her paper lunch bag]
Alison: Are you hyperventilating?
Lisa: No...I just like to smell my lunch.
-- No snouts and entrails there, "Lisa's Rival"
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was
getting bored with the first grade.
Lisa: You're younger than me too?
[look worried, starts breathing into her paper lunch bag]
Alison: Are you hyperventilating?
Lisa: No...I just like to smell my lunch.
-- No snouts and entrails there, "Lisa's Rival"
Related:
- Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?... - Lisa: [opening her eyes]
Largo: Oh! That was a close one,
Lisa, but you made it. Lisa: [happy] I won first chair... - Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be
friends.
Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa,... - Lisa: Gee, I never met anyone who's skipped a grade before.
Alison: I'm surprised you haven't been skipped. You're... - Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
There's no shame in being second. [imagines]... - Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being
second to you.
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa... - Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend,
not her competitor. I mean...she is a wonderful person...
From the same category:
- Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are.
Lawyer:
[approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of... - Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in
the vast cornfields of Canada.
How much further to the grammar rodeo? Nelson... - Burns: I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat,
some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Homer: But... - People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where... - Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\
[pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
\\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For...
