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• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
• Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
  [finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
• Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
  Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
  -- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat of yesterday's outburst of `Unbridled Creativity'.
  -- Mr. Largo, "Moaning Lisa...
• Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
  Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....