Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2: He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.
Nerd 3: Guys, he's really sick.
[The pig collapses]
Dean: [outside] Hell-oo...that sounds like a pig fainting!
-- Good ear on you, "Homer Goes to College"
Nerd 2: He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.
Nerd 3: Guys, he's really sick.
[The pig collapses]
Dean: [outside] Hell-oo...that sounds like a pig fainting!
-- Good ear on you, "Homer Goes to College"
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Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys... - Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't
know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho! ... - Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college... - Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
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Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care... - Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously]... - Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed.
Homer:
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visit.
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States...
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a candle to "Radioactive Man".
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And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for... - Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
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there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
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