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• Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
• angrily] Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and [brightly] come again!
  -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win.
  Homer: There you go again, always taking someone else's side....
• Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
  Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Nigel
  Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais....