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• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Oakley-Doakley-Do! -- Ned Flanders, "Marge Gets a Job
• Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife! Home
  But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls at him] I mean, what's on Fox tonight?...
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
• Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
  Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge....
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
  Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....