Homer's Brain: This Is It, Homer. It's Time To Tell Her The Horrible Secret From Your Past.

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Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible
secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's brain: No, the other secret!
-- One secret at a time, "The Front"

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