Homer: Boy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth!
Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her!
Homer: Oh, Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you
wanted to hear!
-- The secret to a long-lasting marriage,
"Bart the Lover"
Marge: No, Homer, the truth will humiliate her!
Homer: Oh, Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you
wanted to hear!
-- The secret to a long-lasting marriage,
"Bart the Lover"
Related:
- Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible
secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on.... - Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge!
Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret.... - Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape... - Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell
us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?... - Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but
all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
