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• Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
  Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
  Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name!...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding -- Milhouse
  It is a gorgeously fabulous day -- marvelous, even....