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• downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
  You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot....
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
• o Homer, in jail] Hutz: Don't worry, Homer, I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out of here -- surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.
  I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him. [camera pulls back to reveal Hutz is in the cell next to Homer] Cop...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Homer: Hey Herman, I had to come out here to see what's so funny.
  [gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....