Downcast] What A Terrible Waste. [perks Up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.

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[downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's
Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry
Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of
car crash victims.
-- Troy McClure introduces himself, "Duffless"

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