Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"]
W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play
with me.
Eddie: Flawless.
Lou: We also would have accepted, "tell me what you think of me."
Eddie: Well, I guess your free to...
Barney: Give him the breathalyzer!
Homer: Huh?
[Eddie sticks it in Homer's mouth. It beeps]
Lou: You're under arrest!
Homer: D'oh!
-- What if that thing's broken...?, "Duffless"
W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play
with me.
Eddie: Flawless.
Lou: We also would have accepted, "tell me what you think of me."
Eddie: Well, I guess your free to...
Barney: Give him the breathalyzer!
Homer: Huh?
[Eddie sticks it in Homer's mouth. It beeps]
Lou: You're under arrest!
Homer: D'oh!
-- What if that thing's broken...?, "Duffless"
Related:
- Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Wiggum: All right, get in there.
Lou: You're going _down_.
Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're... - Banner: Are you the beer baron??
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer,
I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,...
From the same category:
- Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high,
and lost control of its servo guidance... - Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press
sometimes.
make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make ... - Otto: [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie,
the rockin' dog! Myers: You're perfect! In... - Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won,
all right. You won more than you bargained... - Patty: Isn't that cute. She's coughing.
-- Wait 'til she spits up,
"Lisa's First...
