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• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
  Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
• Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
  Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
• Dealer: Nineteen. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty.
  Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty-one....
• Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer. Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
  Pepe: Pepe. Homer: Pepe. -- The Pepe challenge, "Brother from the Same Plane...
• You're not the <only> one who can abuse a non-profit organization!
  -- Homer, "Brother from the Same Plane...
• This is even more painful than it looks. -- Homer Simpson Brother from the Same Plane
• I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too .
  .. I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the cows come home....
• Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...