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• Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
  Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
• Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
  Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
• Another beer, Dad? -- Bart, "Brother from the Same Plane
• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
• Homer: Hey, boy. Where ya goin'? Bart: Father-son picnic.
  [leaves] Homer: Have a good time! ... Wait a minute... -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom.
  He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor....
• Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
  I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
• We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a real garbage dump.
  -- Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live", "Brother from the Same Plane...
• This is even more painful than it looks. -- Homer Simpson Brother from the Same Plane