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• Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
  Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
• Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
  Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
  Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!...
• Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
  Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny....
• Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad. Homer: Looking good, son.
  [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your belt?...
• Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
  Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
• Tom: Hey, look at the forest fire down there. Ba
  [uninterested] Yeah, great. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....