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  Playground? Burns: No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion....
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
  Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
  [which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
  Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
• Lanley: Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
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