Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed
work.
Wiggum: [to himself] Cry-baby.
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail"
I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed
work.
Wiggum: [to himself] Cry-baby.
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail"
Related:
- Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that... - Marge: We're too late!
Cobb: I <shouldn't> have stopped for that haircut.
Sorry. -- Cut, too, the quick, "Marge vs. the... - Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter!
Wiggum:
Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't... - I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I
wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you,... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over... - Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds...
From the same category:
- When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the
bottom of a bottle,
they're on TV! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: Ooh, Mama! This is _finally_ really happening.
After years of disappointment with get-rich... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Pilot: And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle.
Now, would you like to see where we hang our coats... - Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage...
