Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,

Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something
happens. Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this.
Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: Bart, the saddest thing about this is I'm not going to see you
grow up...Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: ...because I know you gonna turn out well, with or without your
old man.
Bart: Thanks, Dad.
Homer: And Lisa...
Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you...
Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: ...that you're adopted and I don't like you.
[realizes] Bart!
Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear]
Homer: But don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you
and will always look out for you.
Lisa: Oh, Dad. [hugs him]
-- Final words, maybe, "Homer's Triple Bypass"

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