Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
-- The heart of Flanders? God forbid,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
-- The heart of Flanders? God forbid,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
- a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast]
Burns:
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly... - Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on... - Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's... - Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and
there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple... - Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee,... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily! ... - Ned: We did it! We got rid of --
[siren wails;
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm...
From the same category:
- Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers".
"Have it <your> way, Baby!" -- Troy McClure, "Homer... - The world has not seen the likes of this since the French carried
Lucky Lindy off on their shoulders from Le Bourget Field.
Soap box derby announcer, "Saturdays of... - Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed... - Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome!
Chalmers:
[dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word...
