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• I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• GRASSY KNOLL It's so lucky that someone happened to be filming when JFK got shot.
  Ever since then, they've made sure that there is a camera trained on the President 24 hours a day....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
• I've got two words for you: Mellow out, man. -- Homer Simpson, "Mr. Plow
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• Keep the war alive.
  -- A White House official, -- describing President Bush's 1992 reelection strategy...
• Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak.
  Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene. Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in!...