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  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it's the Miss American Girl Pageant!
  Brought to you my Meryl Streep's Versatility: Smell like Streep for Cheep!...
• Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
  Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!...
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
  I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
• We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel Krustofsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend.
  .. [perking up] Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from other show business funerals such as "Andre the Gia...
• Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
  [Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm seeing stars here!...
• We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a real garbage dump.
  -- Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live", "Brother from the Same Plane...