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• If you ask me, they're all winners! We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.
  -- Troy McClure hosts the Miss American Girl Pageant, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Ooh, perfume! Meryl Streep's Versatility! -- Marge's gift from Homer, "Lisa the Greek
• MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end, and I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.
  -- Debra Jo Smallwood, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Looking over ther rules and regulations for the Miss American Nymphomaniac Beauty Pageant, we noticed that the judges are permitted to enter as many times as they like.
• Lisa: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school, and I don't know which state to go as.
  Marge: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?...
• Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
  Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....
• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
  -- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...