Homer: Why Am I Such A Loser? Why? Bart: Well, Your Father Was A Loser, And _his_ Father, And His Father.
Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why?
Bart: Well, your father was a loser, and _his_ father, and his
father...it's genetic, man. [realizes] D'oh!
-- That's not the only genetic thing, either,
"Homer Loves Flanders"
Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart the Daredevil...
Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome".
Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Abe: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!...
Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
Bart: Why are we all dressed up? Marge: [staring out the window waiting for Homer] Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner.
Lisa: Why are we using the good china? Marge: Because sometimes it's fun to use the good china....