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• Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
  Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer....
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
  Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
• Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
  [Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?...
• with Reverend Lovejoy] Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Christian.
  In fact, when you're up there yak-yak-yaking, I'm usually either sleeping or mentally undressing the female parishioners....
• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
  Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...