Homer: Heh Heh Heh, I Did It! Second In Line, And All I Had To Do Was Miss Eight Days Of Work.

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Homer: Heh heh heh, I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was
miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought
tickets from a scalper.
Homer: In theory, yes. [sotto voce] Jerk.
-- Marginal productivity of labor.,
"Homer Loves Flanders"