Good Eeevening. I've Been Asked To Tell You That The Following Show Is Very Scary, With Stuff That Might Give Your Kids Nightmares.

You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly -- who might be offended.
If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now....
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Hallowe'en show is very
very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed -- [someone hands her a pape...
Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...