Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding]
The Bible!? Ewww....
-- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
The Bible!? Ewww....
-- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.... - TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
-- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie... - Homer: One adult and four children.
Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park.... - Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
- Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
.. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem.... - Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
produces two clearly different tones.
I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
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Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...

