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• We interrupt this public affairs program in order to bring you a football game.
  -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63!
  We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!...
• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
• Football's a funny game.
• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
  We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
• IPOP: Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza