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• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
  I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
• God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of.
  .. b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy!...
• Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
  Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church....
• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
• That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
  -- God, "Homer the Heretic...
• I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...