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• Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
  One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement in the church bulletin, "Homer the Heretic...
• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
• Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
• Could this be the best day of my life? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic
• I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
  -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
• hort leg on process table