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• I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
  That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
  -- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears.
  Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review [holds up a school newspaper] "Play enjoyed by all" speaks for itself....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Are we to understand," asked the judge, "that you hold your own interests above the interests of the public?
  "I hold that such a question can never arise except in a society of cannibals." -- Ayn Rand...
• Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
  Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end, and I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.
  -- Debra Jo Smallwood, "A Streetcar Named Marge...