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• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.
  Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years....
• TV: ... and fight and fight and fight... [screen goes blank] Bart & Lisa
  [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault....
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....
• Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing.
  Too subtle? -- "Homer Defined...
• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
  We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have?...
• Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
  [punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....