Ms.H: Lisa, what nineteenth-century figure was named `Old Hickory'?
Lisa: I don't know. You? [snickers from the class]
Ms.H: Lisa, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the
answer is... [flips to answer key] The Battle of New Orleans.
I mean... Andrew Jackson.
Lisa: Well, you're earning <your> eighteen grand a year. [more snickers]
-- "Separate Vocations"
Lisa: I don't know. You? [snickers from the class]
Ms.H: Lisa, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the
answer is... [flips to answer key] The Battle of New Orleans.
I mean... Andrew Jackson.
Lisa: Well, you're earning <your> eighteen grand a year. [more snickers]
-- "Separate Vocations"
Related:
- I'll be frank with you Lisa, and when I say frank, I mean,
you know, devastating. -- Instructor at music school... - Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class:
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are... - Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him]
Homer:
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning... - Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?"
Bart:
"Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoover... - Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something,
but Lisa turns away] Marge: Now Lisa, listen... - Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say,
Ms. Botzcowski. You're the Babysitter Bandit... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her...
From the same category:
- Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -
I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown... - Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
Isn't there something you'd like to say? Homer: There... - Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi
Goldberg.
[pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse... - Homer: It's a miracle!
John: [holding the Santa remote] No,
ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing...
