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  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
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  -- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio...
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  Martin: I will? But I wouldn't know where to begin....
• Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
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