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• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
  Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
• Bart: Dad, please, you're embarrassing us. Homer: No, I'm not.
  -- What an argument, "Homerpalooza...
• Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
  Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...
• T is fortune gives us birth, But Jove alone endues the soul with worth.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xx, Line 290...
• Marge: We better find a motel and stop for the night.
  Homer: [slurred] We don't need to do that, Marge. I'm not tired, I'm not tired at all....
• Bart: Uh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom.
  Homer: [cheery] Push her down, son. -- "Bart Gets an Elepha...