Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team. He's a
dreamboat. Don't wait up, Marge.
-- The family play "Mystery Date", "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team. He's a
dreamboat. Don't wait up, Marge.
-- The family play "Mystery Date", "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me."
Homer:
I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure... - Marge: Didn't you buy any meat?
Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
"Summer of 4 Ft.... - Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0
Lisa:
Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft.... - Marge: Homer, it's very easy to criticize...
Homer:
and fun, too! Episode: when Homer coaches Bart's football... - Marge: Isn't this fun, honey?
Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't... - Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
[Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick... - Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's
captain of the football team,
or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the...
