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• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
• No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhaue
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
• The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes of it.
  -- John Ruski...
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• Never hit a man when he's down. You may find he's bigger than you when he gets up.