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• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• Homer: Oh, violin guy! [strolling violinist approaches] [tucks some money in the violinist's pocket] [to Lisa] What's your favorite song?
  Lisa: The Broken Neck Blues. Homer: [to violinist] Play on....
• Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
  Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
• Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
  .. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
• Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! Bart: Ahoy!
  This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o?
  Bart: A-huh-ha-hmm, let's see... [examines the menu] This evening I shall go for the....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember the last time you called me from wor-- oh, you want to speak with Lisa.
  [Lisa picks up the phone] Homer: Hi Lisa, how's your spring break going?...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....