Homer: [to his unborn son] Kid, I won't let you down.
I swear to you, when you come out of there, the first
thing you're gonna see is a man with a good job.
Patty: Yeah, a doctor!
-- "I Married Marge"
I swear to you, when you come out of there, the first
thing you're gonna see is a man with a good job.
Patty: Yeah, a doctor!
-- "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Marge: A tombstone?!
Patty: It came with the burial plot,
but that's not important: the important thing... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job?
Marge: Well -
Homer: Why not? I remember my first after school job...
From the same category:
- Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty:
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I... - Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the
war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make... - Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class?
Homer:
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely... - showing Maggie flashcards] Maggie, look! What's that?
Lemur. [slowly] Le-mur. [next card] Zebu. [slowly]... - He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still,
there goes the best damned employee a convenience store...
