Barney: [discovers The Salad Bar] Hey, What's This?
Barney: [discovers the salad bar] Hey, what's this?
Moe: A sneeze guard.
Barney: [sneezes, spewing snot all over the sneeze guard] Wow, it really
-- An ounce of prevention, "Flaming Moe's"
Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
[a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
[short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...