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• Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
  -- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....
• Tonight, we salute the silver anniversary of the Great Springfield Tire Yard Fire.
  Twenty-five years, and still burning strong!...
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
• Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
• Whoa! T and A!
  -- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
• Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
  The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
• Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
  That's our topic tonight on Smartline......
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....