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• It hurts! It hurts! Owie owie owie ow!
  -- Martin is wheeled into the hospital, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Martin: What is the matter with you! Bart: It's my dad.
  Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV....
• Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw.
  Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head! Bart: Oh. Check. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
  [notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, what did I just tell you?...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
  Nelson: Fine!...
• Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
  Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
  ] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame....