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• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
  [cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [Lisa walks out] Lisa, the Blob has got me!...
• Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
  Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
  They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....
• Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
  Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have....
• Troy: {[on TV] Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?
  You, the redhead in the Chicago school system?...