Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the
neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars
in our garage.
Lisa: Dad, no!
Marge: That's illegal!
Homer: That's for the courts to decide!
-- "Lisa's Pony"
Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the
neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars
in our garage.
Lisa: Dad, no!
Marge: That's illegal!
Homer: That's for the courts to decide!
-- "Lisa's Pony"
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