Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son.
Rabbi K: I have no son! [slams the door]
Bart: Oh great, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
Rabbi K: [opens the door] I didn't mean that literally! [slams the
door]
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son.
Rabbi K: I have no son! [slams the door]
Bart: Oh great, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy.
Rabbi K: [opens the door] I didn't mean that literally! [slams the
door]
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
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Rev.L:
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As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another... - Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I... - Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer,
this I could forgive. The plot of this episode is... - Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller,
long-time listener. My question is, if... - Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear
talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello... - Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh,
sure thing. Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... - Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's...
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Almost sensuous... -- Apu, tied up after being robbed...
