Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
-- Rabbi Krustofsky to his son the clown, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
-- Rabbi Krustofsky to his son the clown, "Like Father,
Like Clown"
Related:
- Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi.... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K... - My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi.... - Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'.... - We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
-- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, Like Clow... - Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky.
Rev.
L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!... - The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?... - Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
