Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?

Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear
God'.
Rabbi 2: Oh, go on, Hyman, you're exaggerating again, you're so proud of
your son.
Rabbi K: A rabbi would never exaggerate! A rabbi composes. He creates
thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened.
But he does not exaggerate!
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"