Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
a plant on his nose]
Bart: Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight.
Homer: What are you talking about! Of course he does!
Lisa: No Dad, Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and Punchinello
antics aren't necessary here.
Krusty: Really?
Bart: Yeah, just relax and be yourself.
Krusty: Oh, that's a relief. [gets down from unicycle, removes plant
from nose (revealing that it was attached via suction cup), and
releasing a chimp on roller skates] Go wait in the car. [the
chimp skates away]
Homer: Aw, we could have seen the monkey!
-- To complement the baboon, "Like Father, Like Clown"
a plant on his nose]
Bart: Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight.
Homer: What are you talking about! Of course he does!
Lisa: No Dad, Krusty is our guest. Your pratfalls and Punchinello
antics aren't necessary here.
Krusty: Really?
Bart: Yeah, just relax and be yourself.
Krusty: Oh, that's a relief. [gets down from unicycle, removes plant
from nose (revealing that it was attached via suction cup), and
releasing a chimp on roller skates] Go wait in the car. [the
chimp skates away]
Homer: Aw, we could have seen the monkey!
-- To complement the baboon, "Like Father, Like Clown"
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Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Krusty sails out of view]
Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better
than regular people?
Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Bart: Krusty, are you all right?
Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of
painful memories,
the old days, my... my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey... - Marge: Who wants to say Grace?
Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse]... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of... - Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge:
{Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Homer: {[squirming]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President
Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty: Well...
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- Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish,
and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.... - Comedy, thy name is Krusty.
-- Bart,
"Krusty Gets... - Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love.... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this:
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own...
