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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
  Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
  -- Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
• I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  -- Bart in "Krusty the Clown" (Tracy Ullman Show), from The Simpso...
• Krusty: So, uh, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
  Milhouse: [crying] I want to go home!...
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....
• Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
  .. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
• Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow