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• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
• Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
  Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
  -- Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow
• Dear Krusty: This is Bart Simpson, Krusty Buddy #16302, respectfully returning his badge.
  I always suspected that nothing in life mattered....
• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
  The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....