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• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
• Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow
• Krusty: So, uh, Milhouse, know any knock-knock jokes?
  Milhouse: [crying] I want to go home!...
• My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
  My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
• We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
  -- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
  Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
• He's taking funny talk. -- Homer Simpson Like Father, Like Clow
• Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
  But I know who can....